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  • Dec13

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    I’m home on my Christmas break. It’s a much different story than last year when I flew into Hell’s wrath of a snowstorm and was diverted (against my will) to Grand Forks, North Dakota for the first night of my trip. You can read the comedy of errors here. This trip has been much more pleasant.

    My parents spend a lot of their time at our cabin a few hours north of the Twin Cities. I had to share this great picture. The cabin gets visitors from time to time. This was obviously one visitor who felt a little resistance in his path and figured, ah, it’s not worth it.

    Dirty Little Bear

     

  • Jun30

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    Have you ever been to a sporting event and noticed you happened to land a spot in line with the television cameras? It’s the kind of seat you either had some really good contacts in order to swing the tickets, or you just happened to be in the limelight by chance. You know you called your friends to tell them ‘watch for me, I’ll be on’.

    Matthew Bartlett Middle FingerI have to believe that was going through the head of 28-year-old Matthew Bartlett of Orlando when he happened to score seats to the gallery of the Casey Anthony Murder Trial. And he had a great seat – right in line with the lectern where the attorneys direct questions to the witnesses.

    But instead of the obnoxious ‘I’m on TV!!!’ wave,  the traditional bicep curl or even the ugliest facial expression one can think up, Bartlett went for the gold. He let his bird take flight. Sneakily, might I add. The ‘rub your face, slide down the nose and FLIP THAT BABY’ move.

    Matthew Bartlett Middle FingerHis sentence? Six days in jail and a $400 fine and $200+ in court costs. His job at T.G.I. Fridays may not be in jeopardy because his manager told us he’s a ‘passionate man’, and didn’t seem like she was too upset. Besides, the restaurant just got some serious publicity. Bravo. Sesame Jack Chicken Strips for everyone!

    In the end, I’m wondering if he thinks it was worth it. There’s already a Facebook page in his honor. And his name will be added to the annals of history. Granted, for a bonehead move – but added, for that matter.

    And if it was for attention, he got it. Look at me, this blog entry took 15 minutes of my life that I won’t get back. Thanks, Mr. Bartlett.

     

  • Nov25

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    I lived in Tucson, Arizona nearly five years. The Johnjay and Rich radio show is a popular program in those parts. My good buddy Ben Aaron (now on the air at NBC in NYC) used to be my roommate and had a mutual interest in all-things TV. Johnjay approached us to create a promo video for the show. We had a pile of VHS tapes, a mini-DV camera, a Mac with Final Cut Pro…and my Chewbacca costume from Halloween that year.

    We were ready.

    Emmy-style ready.

    Here is what we came up with:

  • Nov21

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    Who wants a Gyro from the 80s?

    No Shame in Kronos Products' Game

    You gotta love businesses that have a hard time letting go of the past, especially when it relates to advertising. I snapped this gem in Phoenix after walking by a Greek restaurant.

    Loving the hair, my late 80s – early 90s princess.

    Sell that gyro!

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    I just found this – a list of Point of Sale options for restaurants selling Kronos Products. I see they’ve updated their poster girl! But this business owner didn’t get the message.

    I say, stick to your guns! The 80s are making a comeback!