Sometimes I just have to save scripts from the news – some stories in Florida just blow my mind. This one was classic:
THERE WAS A RATHER UNUSUAL CHASE THROUGH THE STREETS OF SAINT PETERSBURG TODAY, INVOLVING A COUPLE OF HORSES, A GOLF CART, AND A BICYCLE!
THE EXTREMELY LOW-SPEED CHASE BEGAN, WHEN POLICE CAUGHT WILLIAM KUNCZ, VANDALIZING A POLICE GOLF CART WITH A MAGIC MARKER.
KUNCZ JUMPED ON HIS BIKE AND TOOK OFF, PROMPTING POLICE TO CHASE HIM DOWN WITH TWO HORSES AND ANOTHER GOLF CART!
BUT THE BIKE JUST WASN’T FAST ENOUGH AND KUNCZ WAS QUICKLY ARRESTED.